Saturday 7 may 2011 6 07 /05 /May /2011 03:42

Mr. Smith was ill and he went to see a doctor. The doctor asked him to put out his tongue, and then he said, “OK. You can put your tongue back now. There’s nothing wrong with you, but I’m afraid you have a problem: you seldom take exercise.” “But, doctor,” Mr. Smith said, “I don't think so.” “Don't tell me what you think,” the doctor said, “I know what you need. I see a lot of people like you. None of them get any exercise. They sit in offices all day and in front of the television in the evening. You must walk quickly for at least 20 minutes a day. Use your replica watch to count time. You should not to give up.” The doctor pointed to the man’s cheap rolex replica. “Doctor, you don't understand,” Mr. Smith said, “I take enough exercise every day.” But the doctor didn’t listen to him. So the man was angry said, “I'm a postman, and I walk for nearly seven hours every day. I don’t need to count time by my rolex to walk at all.” For a moment the doctor was silent, then he said quietly, “Put out your tongue again, will you?”

 

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Saturday 7 may 2011 6 07 /05 /May /2011 03:39

If you want to buy a high quality rolex replica watch with a low price, the best choice is Tobao. Taobao, China’s largest online shopping site has become an important part of Wang Lin’s life. She spends lots of money on Taobao. A growing number of Chinese Internet users like Wang have found the joys of online shopping .Most online shoppers are students or young workers .More women shop on line then men. Clothingreplica watches and home-use products are the most popular on line. You may question the security of online shopping, Wang Lin said, “”It’s very safe and convenient. Unless you receive the products from the sellers and are satisfied with them, the shop owner will not get the money .You can also get your money back if you want to return the products. Lat time, I bought a piece of omega replica watch. But I’m not satisfied with it, so I returned it to the shopkeeper and got my money back.”

 

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Saturday 7 may 2011 6 07 /05 /May /2011 03:33

Every Saturday morning, there is a line of boys and girls on Garden Street. They are waiting to see a film. The film never starts before eight o'clock. But the boys and girls can't wait to come earlier every time. They do not mind waiting for a long time at all. One Saturday morning, there was a very interesting film. Tom came running down the street. He wanted to be one of the first to get in. He walked up to the front of the line and pushed his way in there. Now Tom pushed his way right in front of Peter, and no other people were in front of him. Peter did not say a word. Instead, he reached up and pulled off Tom's Omega replica watch. He handed the watch to the boy behind him and said, “Pass it back, John.” John passed the hat to the girl behind him.” The replica watch was passed very quickly to Betty Cook at the end of the line. Tom looked at Peter and asked, “Where's my Omega?” Peter pointed down the line, “There, at the end of the line. Everybody smiled but said nothing. Tom stood there for some time. Then he walked all the way back to Betty. Now he goes straight to the end of the line and waits for his turn to buy the tickets.

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Saturday 7 may 2011 6 07 /05 /May /2011 03:30

When I went to high school, I began being obsessed with fashion sunglasses, because I felt they were very beautiful and very cool. I was born in a poverty family and could not afford a pair of cool sunglasses, let alone a pair of brand sunglasses. I was one of the top students in our school and in order to buy brands sunglasses, I found part-time jobs everywhere and even escaped from classes several times. When I was walking with my head down on the way to our house one day after school, I encountered a man wearing a pair of cheap Oakley sunglasses blocking my way. He said that he could help me to earn money quickly in his company as a translator. I believed him and went to his company several days later. The company was very far from the city center. A man wearing a pair of black sunglasses had been waiting for me on a sofa when I arrived at there. He asked me to drink water, I did not drink. I knew I had been deceived, so I took the ashtray and threw it towards the glasses.

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Saturday 7 may 2011 6 07 /05 /May /2011 03:27

A factory began to make a new style of patek philippe replica watch. A big party was held to show the new style of patek philippe watch to everyone. People of the newspapers and TV stations were also there.

There was a lady at the party. She would try to wear the new replica watch. When the time came, the lady was very exciting to try on the watch. But there was one problem. The lady was too fat to wear the new watch. She tried hard to put it on and she made it. But not very long, the chain of the watch was broken and the watch fell on the flood. All the people were watching and laughing. The fat lady was very embarrassing with her face turned red at once. At that time, the boss came to pick the watch and said, “Sorry madam, this watch was broken before you got it.”  

 

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